Strange Day...

What am I doing? I'm listening to Kid Rock. Because I wanna be a cowboy baby(: So today I did nothing but loiter. I walked to Old Navy, tried on clothes I had no intention of buying, Walked to Target tried on dresses that I had no intention of buying, Walked to the mall tried on clothes, walked to Big Lots and loitered, walked to the dollarstore and got a bottle of water, walked to walgreens bought tic tacs and Then I did logic puzzles in the bookstore. I did like nothing but walk today. Anywhore, I ran into a former crush...Uhm...I wrote this about him(from a previous blog): 
      "Hey. Lately I've been thinking a lot about us. I know you don't really see you and I as an "us" but a long time ago, I did. Since I'm being completely honest, I wanna tell you that I walked to the mall through the freezing April snow to see my friends so they could hold me while I cried over you so I think you owe me one. If on my 21st birthday I end up on your doorstep, drunk out of my mind, talking about how I had a crush on you when I was 14, be a gentleman and offer me a ride home. Remember, you owe it to me." - My diary April 9th 2011


The funny thing about this guy is almost all of my friends hate him, even the ones who haven't met him.


I didn't say anything because I wasn't sure it was him...mostly because I was in a bookstore and dumbasses like him don't usually hang out in book stores...even if it was him, I didn't wanna say anything because I didn't want anything to do with him. If by some accident you're reading this, I want you to know....




You look very gay in those skinny jeans. 


*I'd like to make a note: I'm not using gay as a euphemism for stupid, he legitimately looked homosexual.


It was awful 'cause I was like half asleep, I didn't have my glasses on and I said out loud
 "Oh my Christ."


That's around the time when I realized that I am way to tired to concentrate. So I sat there and eventually my mom picked me up. Thank god. Anyways enough about my first heart break more about my day?




I had coffee for dinner today it was orgasmic. Magically delicious. Starbucks is wonderful and heavenly just like making out and Super Mario. I've decided that Starbucks is cooler than a date with my crush...oh wait...I don't have a crush. Shit. Well if I did, I'd choose starbucks over him. Starbucks is fucking rad. I've also decided that I don't like driving. I get all stressed out when I'm driving like I FREAK OUT I'm terrified. I have to listen to metal when I'm driving to calm me down. When I say metal, I mean HEAVY FUCKING METAL.


To be honest, I freak out thinking about it. Lately I've been jumping on my bed. I love jumping on my bed. So Imma go do that now! Oh, by the way...i got kneed in the vagina today...it really fucking hurt.


Question time! What's the most awkward situation you've been in in your entire life? I think mine would be...


* WARNING* WHAT I DID HERE WAS EXTREMELY STUPID. DO. NOT. EVER. FUCKING. DO. THIS...EVER!


My friend was texting this guy she started telling him about me he started texting me. She told me she had already met him at a party. She lied. It turns out her COUSIN met him at a party. She NEVER met him and had no idea what he looked like until we met him. By that time him and I were dating. He was fat...Like he was a nice guy and all...but he was fat):


"Buried him deep inside
Stars stuck in my eyes

Now he's got a girlfriend
And I've got a rock band
Cause nothing really ever goes the way it's planned
Yeah he's in Ohio and I'm on some back road
Driving to the city and then who knows
Cause that's all I wrote "