"Bro, I'm single now, I gotta step it up"

   So things aren't looking totally wonderful for Mosaic and I. I can honestly say, I don't want him anymore. My options aren't that uhmmmm... extensive? That's the word that came to my mind but I know it's not the right one. But you know what I mean. I don't have a lot of options.

   Here's the issue. I have a lot of guy friends and they're all strictly JUST FRIENDS. But I have no dating options. There's no guy in my life where there's a blurry line between just friends and...Don't know how to word it? It's just like all of the guys I'm comfortable with are guys I wouldn't even date for money. I know it sounds harsh but...it's true? I don't know why I put a question mark there because it's undoubtedly true. So my plan?


REALLY SHORT DRESSES.


Yes, this is my master plan. Here's how it came about.




So I was in jujitsu and I had to do a ton of burpees and other shit that makes me tired just mentioning it. When I was done I was hot as fuck... literally, so I just changed into the dress I wore before I went to jujitsu. It was one of those tube top dresses and it was plenty short. So on my way home, I accept the fact that I'm not going to be able to do very much walking tomorrow so I figure I'll walk to the gas station that night

*Here's where shit gets awesome

So I'm at the gas station and I walk by these two guys and one turns to the other and says: "Dude, that chick was SO hot."

And I'm just like "Fuck yeah!" even though they weren't hot. They were average...ish.
And thats when I realized:
I need to start wearing more short revealing dresses...and "accidentally" drop things.

So yeah. I'm all single and shit. It's time to step it up like eye liner and heels yo.

Okay so, question time! Which one of your qualities is the most appealing to the opposite sex? I guess mine is that I'm all laid back and chill, I'm a pretty cool girl...so I've been told.