I suck at life, but this was really funny.

My mom was sitting on the couch eating and watching tv.

"When this show is over, will you take me to the grocery store?"

"Yeah."

So the show is finally over and Im like "Mom will you take me now?"

"Yeah...uh let me take a shower."

"Okay"

She just sat there

"Mom?"

No response

"Hey Mom?"

No response

"Mom????"

Still no response.

"Hey mom are you gonna take a shower?" Now let me pause here. It's important for you to know that I wasn't yelling when I said this. My voice wasn't even raised. I just wanted to know if she was gonna take her damn shower or not. I probably shouldn't have done this and what happened after this, well...I had it coming. But she was just sitting there and I didn't know if she was gonna take a shower or not. I mean she said that she'd take me when the show is over and now she wanted to take a shower (understandable) but she wasn't going to take a shower so I was starting to wonder if she was gonna take me at all. She finally responded to "Hey mom are you gonna take a shower?" And this is what she said

She got  up and yelled "YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU DELILAH, YOU SUCK! FUCK YOU!"

 I backed away 'cause I thought she was gonna slap the shit outta me. When I saw that she wasn't I couldn't help but laugh even though she was totally serious. I responded with this "Um...okay?"

"YOU ARE NEVER ALOUD TO USE MY BATHROOM AGIAN! PICK UP THIS FUCKING MESS!"

"What mess?"

She pointed at the bathtub, I had left the shampoo out and I left the towel on the floor (I do feel bad about that). I picked up my mess and she said

"YOU STAY OUT OF MY ROOM AND MY BATHROOM!"

Now this, I shouldn't have done, like I REALLY shouldn't have said this. I mean I'm surprised I'm still alive.

"I'm going to take a bath in your bathroom when you're not home, just because I can."

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM! YOU CAN WALK TO THE GROCERY STORE!"

"Okay."

The funniest thing about this story, was that she flipped out and I didn't yell once. I mean I REALLY shouldn't have said half the things I said and I'm a crappy person for thinking this is absolutely fucking hilarious. Normally, when my mother is mad, it's no laughing matter but she just flipped over nothing and out of nowhere and excuse me for being a shitty person but I laughed so hard I cried.
   Just so you know, when my mom gets mad, I'm normally not laughing, but this was temper tantrum, like the ones five year olds have in the toy store. I feel bad about leaving a mess in her bathroom and I take full responsibility for starting the fight. I deserved what happened.

Quesssytion! Do you fight with your parents? I do!