Now you have two broken arms...GUESS WHAT YOU CAN'T DO!

So. Who wants to hear about my Friday night? It's interesting. I promise.

Funny thing about high school football games: When you're avoiding the guy who has managed to shatter your self confidence and break your heart on two different occasions...YOU WILL RUN INTO HIM.

    

You can walk around like a ninja, checking over your shoulder every five minutes making sure he's not following you or standing right behind you or walking towards you or whatever and you're still going to run into him.

But before I start talking about him, let me tell you about my Friday afternoon.

I watched Law and Order, then I played "Cowboys From Hell" on my bass, then I was listening to "Symphony Of Destruction" and then I started to walk to a restaurant to meet my friends and then we went to the game. I was happy for these reasons:

1. It's Friday

2. It's Friday and I'm hanging out with my friends

3. I don't have to go to school on Monday!

4. My birthday's coming up!!!

So anyways we run into him.  First we weren't avoiding him like ninjas lurking in the allies because I didn't think he'd be there. So he walks by and I'm like "FUCK. I wanna go home."

And my friend Andrea said "Oh shit! Was that him?" So basically, we were doing everything in our power to make him NOT notice me. Now before I tell  you what happened next you have to know a few things about me:

1. I don't wear shorts. Ever. I'm serious, you will never see me in a pair of shorts.

2. I don't like rap. Especially, Lil Wayne and T-Pain

3. If I have something from Hollister, I bought it from a thrift store.

4. My real name is not Jessica.

5. Oh and I don't do ballet...at all.

So we're standing watching the game and all of the sudden Andrea looks at me and says "Do NOT turn around." And she mouths "He's right behind you."

So we're awkwardly standing there trying to avoid the only guy who's actually hurt me and talking about the weather.

Then she turns to me and says "So...JESSICA do you wanna hang out after ballet?"

"YES AND LET'S GO TO HOLLISTER AND BUY SOME REALLY SHORT SHORTS AND WE CAN LISTEN TO RAP ON OUR WAY THERE!" Yeah, we were pretty loud there.

After we were able to get away without him noticing me, I was like "Dude. Now he knows that wasn't me!"

Normally I wouldn't go to these lengths to avoid someone, shit I don't even put this much effort in avoiding my ex but whenever I'm around this guy, I turn into a mess.

So I spent the rest of my evening crying myself to sleep listening to "Baby Blue Eyes" I don't even know what's wrong with me.

In summery: I guy I liked a very long time ago was able to ruin my Friday night and he doesn't even know

Question: What would you do to avoid your Ex or the idiot who broke your heart?

I let him think he's a know it all
But whatever he does wrong, it seems so right
My eyes don't believe him, but my heart swears by his

Baby, baby blue eyes
Stay with me by my side
til the morning, through the night
(cant get you out of my mind)
Well baby, stand here holding my sides
Close your baby blue eyes
Every moment feels right
And I may feel like a fool
But Im the only one dancing with you